Monday, March 19, 2007

"Crash" Course Mathematics

Equation 1::

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work

Equation 2::

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
If Men - earn money = Pigs
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs

Equation 3::

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
If, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs

Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!


5 comments:

ishipishi said...

by that logic...sorry the enlightening equations :p ... i have successfully kept hubby dear human! :P

thanks fr visiting my daily dose:)

Kalpana said...

Hmm.....good pigs philosophy...:)
Hey, women do earn...add n c what happens....
This seems you learnt SETS well.....good.........

Mayur said...

Yeah Ishita i'm sure ur hubby will thank you for tht :)

That was kewl Kalpana~i missed that one~seems like we are on same wavelength on that! lol

All Is Whole said...

Hey, as soon i see your post. I get to know ki ye banda ek s/w engineer hi hoga.
Because i got this as mail today only..........

Mast hai.......

Smiles :)

Anonymous said...

quite an entertaining logical thinking!:)