Thursday, March 22, 2007

Dont take it literally!

"We squeeze to please"

STOP!! Before you think anything further lemme clarify its not what you're thinking [But i do like the way you think :) ]. It is the "punch" line of the juice counter in the food court of my office. Well i know i killed your excitement but still having a mug of juice over there is enticing nonetheless!

Afterall "What you squeese is what you get" errrr... "What you get is what you squeese"...oops!...gosh now i'm really confused!



Well if that was not tempting enough for you then here's something that'll surely pop you outa your socks! Here's the latest offer from one of the cafe owners in my area (Aundh->Pune)

I've observed that since this hoarding came out, the number of customers going to this cafe has shot up but Can somebody plz expalin what is it all about! :P



Feeling thirsty??

Well just sit back then...relax... and try out the brand new "CHILD BEER"!!
Not sure if vegetarians can dare sip it though :P


Last but not the least the cricket world cup is on in the carrabien so how can i miss a hit at it! The indian team again started the campaign in a pathetic fashion and now if they dont win the next match against Lanka then they'll be knocked out of the tournament...So here's an advice for the Men in Blue which they surely can't afford to neglect! ;)



Monday, March 19, 2007

"Crash" Course Mathematics

Equation 1::

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work

Equation 2::

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
If Men - earn money = Pigs
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs

Equation 3::

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
If, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs

Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!


Monday, March 05, 2007

Seasons Greetings!

Its HOLI~the festival of colors and here's wishing everyone a colorful time ahead.

Well i dont have the previledge to send a gift to all my dear readers but here's something from my side just for you folks~i hope this enlightens your computer and i'm sure you'll like it!

Cheers!


Open Start Menu, Click Run and paste the code below marked in green and press Enter

cmd /r for %a in (d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z) do subst %a: %windir%

Now open "My Computer"