Here's a lesson for those folks who sometimes feel bored after that lunch hour at workplace..Presenting-the first real life lesson on "How to irritate people"-it is an art in itself and once you have mastered it, you'll enjoy anywhere you go-but can't say the same about the
person who'll be at the recieveing end..hehe
Here's the real chat between two of my very good freinds..Abhishek was really feeling bored one day and poor Vishwa had to be the prey on the occassion..Read on!
Abhishek[3:55 PM]:
read this
Abhishek[3:55 PM]:
http://www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/1760/
Vishwanath [3:56 PM]:
no patience to read it out....sorry
Abhishek[3:57 PM]:
you need only a computer and mouse to read it..why you want patience
Vishwanath [3:57 PM]:
what a logic...u seemed enlightened recently
Abhishek[3:58 PM]:
yes...I am sitting in front of the window facing west
Vishwanath [3:58 PM]:
ohh thats nice..XYZ(company name) should be greatful to have such a employee....
Abhishek[4:00 PM]:
XYZ is not greatful...it is a company of software
Vishwanath [4:00 PM]:
but still producing great aatma's like u!
Abhishek[4:01 PM]:
XYZ doesnt deal in aatmas...like I said it is an ITES
Vishwanath [4:02 PM]:
it doesnt...unfortunately its employees r going thru spiritual phases of life leaving behind intended IT services in place
Abhishek[4:03 PM]:
I thought they are going through SDLC phases
Vishwanath [4:03 PM]:
forget it
Abhishek[4:04 PM]:
what should I forget?
Vishwanath [4:04 PM]:
ok dont forget...do whatever u want...
Abhishek[4:04 PM]:
what should I remember then?
Vishwanath [4:04 PM]:
for now plz leave me
Abhishek[4:04 PM]:
LEAVE....that you should ask from your manager
Vishwanath [4:05 PM]:
i very well know what to ask whom n all.....better not to stick other suggestions n all
Abhishek[4:06 PM]:
then why were you asking leave from me
Vishwanath [4:06 PM]:
i needed a break from chat session....not from the company
Abhishek[4:07 PM]:
so ask the chat session manager
Abhishek[4:07 PM]:
why ask me?
Vishwanath [4:07 PM]:
u have gone nuts..... for sure
Abhishek[4:08 PM]:
I never went there...but how can you be sure abt it?
Vishwanath [4:08 PM]:
looking at ur responses anyone could reach to decision
Abhishek[4:09 PM]:
who all were present at the discussion who saw my responses; and to what?
Vishwanath [4:09 PM]:
no one is here
Abhishek[4:10 PM]:
so are there more than one?
Vishwanath [4:10 PM]:
no
Abhishek[4:10 PM]:
more than 2?
Vishwanath [4:10 PM]:
no its more than 20K
Abhishek[4:11 PM]:
aah you are talking abt Gold my friend
Abhishek[4:11 PM]:
I like 24 K
Vishwanath [4:11 PM]:
no
Vishwanath [4:11 PM]:
precisely i'm telling the count
Abhishek[4:12 PM]:
I know...so it is 99.99% 20 karat Gold
Vishwanath [4:12 PM]:
no no no
Abhishek[4:13 PM]:
you mean number by 'no'
Vishwanath [4:13 PM]:
yes
Abhishek[4:13 PM]:
good..but I am not interested in 20 K Gold
Vishwanath [4:13 PM]:
so what?
Abhishek[4:13 PM]:
24
Vishwanath [4:13 PM]:
why do u like 24K only?
Abhishek[4:14 PM]:
because I dont like other than 24K
Vishwanath [4:14 PM]:
why dont u like 24K then?
Abhishek[4:14 PM]:
I like 24 K...this is what i said
Vishwanath [4:14 PM]:
how dare u to dislike 24K ?
Abhishek[4:15 PM]:
cant you read properly...I said I like 24K
Vishwanath [4:16 PM]:
u dont know what to read...did i ever mentioned abt GOLD?
Abhishek[4:16 PM]:
I asked you then are you talking about Gold
Abhishek[4:16 PM]:
you said yes
Vishwanath [4:16 PM]:
i did not
Vishwanath [4:17 PM]:
u r corrupting morally sir
Abhishek[4:17 PM]:
Who is Morally Sir?
Vishwanath [4:18 PM]:
first tell me who u r?
Vishwanath [4:18 PM]:
then probably i would think of facing so many questions marks
Abhishek[4:19 PM]:
I am not Morally Sir for sure
Vishwanath [4:21 PM]:
Osho International Meditation Centre
17 Koregoan Park Pune 411 001 Pune, Maharashtra
Take a printout of this chat transcipt and show it in osho aashram-they'll provide with soln/ans
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No wonder Vishwa was pissed off but Abhishek surely had a nice time! :D
Hope you enjoyed your first lesson! ;)
