The foot-in-mouth award winner!

Disclaimer- This story is NOT fictional.

The boss had thrown a party for his 3 year old daughter's birthday. On such a wonderful occassion for a sweet little toddler, all the project members were invited.

And there was this guy, always trying to make a good impression; he had his ways of trying his charms to become the centre of attraction. This was the first time he was meeting everyone..So as expected, our guy started his charm act!

Trying to be nice and sweet, he started calling the little baby girl "Tiiiiiina...., look over here"

"Tinnnnaaa Come to meeeeeeee, dont be shyyyyyyyyy" he continued, trying to get her attention "Tinaaaaaaa look what I've got for you...." There was no stopping him "Tina.....I've got a chocolate in my pockettttttt, c'mon c'mon!!..come and get it!!"

Before he could entice "Tina" further with his charm, couple of his friends subtly stopped him; pushed him to the corner and barked "Dammit! what are you upto?? Tina is boss's wife; daughter's name is Leena!!"

Dont take it literally!

"We squeeze to please"

STOP!! Before you think anything further lemme clarify its not what you're thinking [But i do like the way you think :) ]. It is the "punch" line of the juice counter in the food court of my office. Well i know i killed your excitement but still having a mug of juice over there is enticing nonetheless!

Afterall "What you squeese is what you get" errrr... "What you get is what you squeese"...oops!...gosh now i'm really confused!



Well if that was not tempting enough for you then here's something that'll surely pop you outa your socks! Here's the latest offer from one of the cafe owners in my area (Aundh->Pune)

I've observed that since this hoarding came out, the number of customers going to this cafe has shot up but Can somebody plz expalin what is it all about! :P



Feeling thirsty??

Well just sit back then...relax... and try out the brand new "CHILD BEER"!!
Not sure if vegetarians can dare sip it though :P

Last but not the least the cricket world cup is on in the carrabien so how can i miss a hit at it! The indian team again started the campaign in a pathetic fashion and now if they dont win the next match against Lanka then they'll be knocked out of the tournament...So here's an advice for the Men in Blue which they surely can't afford to neglect! ;)